ACT I
SCENE I. Fitzwater living room. Daddy (played by Bradach Fitzwater) takes a peanut butter M&M hidden in his hands to Bair's (played by Bair Fitzwater) ear, setting up the ensuing magic trick.
DADDY (grasping the M&M by Bair's ear): Whoa! Bair, what is this in your ear?
BAIR (wide-eyed and excited): What is it, Daddy?
DADDY (pulling the M&M from Bair's ear while making a popping sound): Oh my goodness! It is a peanut butter M&M!
BAIR: Yeah! I like that!
DADDY: What on earth was a peanut butter M&M doing in your ear?
BAIR: Well, um, you know...I was just saving it.
DADDY: Oh. Really?
BAIR: Yes. For a long day.
SCENE I. Fitzwater living room. Daddy (played by Bradach Fitzwater) takes a peanut butter M&M hidden in his hands to Bair's (played by Bair Fitzwater) ear, setting up the ensuing magic trick.
DADDY (grasping the M&M by Bair's ear): Whoa! Bair, what is this in your ear?
BAIR (wide-eyed and excited): What is it, Daddy?
DADDY (pulling the M&M from Bair's ear while making a popping sound): Oh my goodness! It is a peanut butter M&M!
BAIR: Yeah! I like that!
DADDY: What on earth was a peanut butter M&M doing in your ear?
BAIR: Well, um, you know...I was just saving it.
DADDY: Oh. Really?
BAIR: Yes. For a long day.
6 comments:
Sounds like Bair's been watching the news - glad he was prepared for Ike.
Welcome back! Pictures, please.
I love that Bair is so ready to trust you. Sucker!
Boy, your kids are kind of slow, huh Brady. I guess like father like son...
Ha, ha, ha. I'm shocked none of you made it as comedians. Truly. Isn't that just a marvel?
Good stuff Ole Boy. Your stories make me laugh and brighten my dull existence, if only for a microsecond.
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